Dehai News

> "Hallo Mr. President,
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How are you doing? Concerning our region's Affairs [Horn of Africa], the Game is alreay Over! So, we don't need any outside help and handouts. Please, don't disturb & leave us alone in order to do our Homework fairly!" Thank you.

President Isaias Afewerqi of Proud & brave Eritrea.

> Pre. Joe Biden was astonished and shocked about President Isaias Afeweqi's call/Words, touched his head with his hand and has not replied the call.
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> ሰላማት ዝኸበርካ ፕረሲደንት ጆ ባይደን፣ 

 ከመይ ትኸውን ኣሎኻ? ንዞባና ቀርኒ ኣፍሪቃ ብዝመልከት ጉዳይ፣ እቲ ጸወታ [ተዋስኦ] ዛጊት ተወዲኡ እዩ! ስለዚ ናይ ወጻኢ ሓይልታት ኣብ ውሽጥና ኢድ ምትእትታውን ትኳቦ ሕብስቲ [ሓርጭ ስርናይን] ኣየድልየናን እዩ። በጃኹም ውራይና ባዕልና ብምቕሩሕ ኣገባብ ክንገብር ግደፉና ኣይትሃውኹና"

መራሕ መንግስቲ ኤርትራ ኢሳይያስ ኣፈወርቂ 

> ፕረሲደንት ጆ ባይደን፡ በቲ ዘይተጸበዮ ምድዋልን ዘረባን ፕረዚደንት ኢሳይያስ ኣፈወርቂ ብምግራምን ምስምባድን፣ ብሓንቲ ኢዱ ርእሱ ሒዙ፣ መልሲ የለ ገለመለ የለ ኣስቅጥ...
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> Mercenary T•P•L•F•/M•L•L•T• 

"Dear Mr. President Jeo Biden, we are running out of Cashes which we milked  with hard work & sweat out of Ethiopia throughout of ca. 30 Years of our Rule in Power in Addis Ababa [Thank you to this Regard].  At the Moment due to our enemy Isaias Afewerqi's advice to bandit Abiy Ahmed to confisicate our whole property and with the help of his 'terrorist' Shaebya Conqueror Army, we can't afford to buy and import life saving Items from abroad. 

We now have no Wheat-flouer to bake, no Bread to eat, scarsely Water to drink, few Sugar to enjoy Coffee/Tee with.

 So, please please give us hundred thousands of Tones of Wheat-flouer and hundred  Millions of Dollars, otherwise we shall die soon! If you would give us Sacks of Dollars, we can disturb, disintegrate Imperial Ethiopia and will obey you/serve your Interests."

> ኸዳሚ ኣማሪካን ኮራኹራ ኤውሮጳውያንን ዝኾነት ኣረሜናዊት ህ•ው•ሓ•ት• ንትኳቦ ልመና.......

ልኸበርኹም ጎይታይ ፕረዚደንቲ ጃዎይ ባይዶዋይ፣ ልኣሽታት 30ይ ዓመታት ላብ ሓዱሽ ኣበባ ኣብ ሱልጣ ልነበርናሉ እዋን [ነቱይ ጥዑም ግዘ ድማ ልዓኹም ለመስግንኹም] ኻብ ኢትዮጵያይ ለፊዕናይ ርሂጽናይ ለኻዕበትናዮ ሃፍትይ፣ ብሰንኺይ ኢሳይያስ ንሽፍታ ኣብይ ኣሕመድ ልሃቦ ኽፉእ ምኽሪ፣ ኹሉ ለጥረናዮ ንብረትናይ ንኽሰርቆይን ኽግብቶይ ስለ ልግበረን በቱይ ርዳታ ኣሸባሪ ወራሪ ሻዕውያ ሰራዊቱን ተሓጊዙ ስለ ዝወረረናን [ልሻዕውያ ድማ ልሱ ስለይ ልኸፍኣና፣ ላብ  ዓድኻይ'ዶ ተመለስ በሉልናይ]፣ 'ተን ልነበራና ዶላራት ድማ ላተጸንቀቓ ስለይ ልኸዳን ኽእለሻ ትንሽ ስለ ልቐረየንን፣ ልሂወት 'ነሰሳርሪ' [ኣስፈላጊ] ልኾኑ ኣቕሓውቲ ኣልሽናን ኻብ ወጻኢ ሸሚትናን ልዓድና ትግራይ 'ኢምፖርቲ' [ኸነእትው] ለይኸኣልናይን። 

ሕዝ'ማ ልቕጮው ሕሩጭ ስንዳይ [ፊኖ] የለይ፣ ልቕመስ ሃንዛ ወይም ሕብስቲ የለይ፣ 'ስካርሲቲ' ዋሕዲ ማይ እንሄና፣ ትንሽ ልቐረየናን ልኹሉ ለይኣኽልን ልልሓስን ምስ ቡናን ሻሂ ልስተማቕርን ሱኳር እዩ ለኔሄና።

ስለዙይ፣ በይዛኹም በይዛኹም ኣማኣኢት ኣሽሓት ኣኽያሽ [ኮናትል] ሕሩጭ ስንዳይን 'ሃንድረድ ሚልዮን ዶላራት' ንኽትህቡና ልልምነኹምን ልምሕጸነኩም፣ እንትተለይኾይኑ ብህጹጽ ክንእለሽ ኢናይ። ብ'ጆንያታት' ልቑጸር ዶላራት እንተይሂብኩምና'ማ፣ ል'ኢምፓየር' ኢትዮጵያ ክንሕምሳንን ክንበታትናን'ና ኽንእዝዘዘኩምን ድላይኹም ኽንፍጽመልኹም ድማ ኢና።"

> President Jeo Biden: "Servitude T•P•L•F• Mafia Junta, here is hundred Millions of Sacks of Dollars, disturb and take off Ethiopia, hurry up you useful Idiots!"

President Jeo Biden

> ፕረሲደንት ጆ ባይደን: "ባርያ ከዳሚ ህ•ው•ሓ•ት•፣ እንካ'ሞዚ ኽሻ ኣማኢት ኣእላፋት ዶላር፣ ኪድ ንኢትዮጲያ ሃውካን በታትናን ጠቓሚ ዶንቆ'ሮ!"

መራሒ ኣማሪካ ኣይተ ጆን ባይደን

•π√> እዚ ጽሑፍ 'ፈጠራ' ናተይ እዩ።

ብርሃነመስቀል ሃብተማርያም [ወዲ ቐሺ]
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